This is what happens for real when I can’t find the right words.
Horse Tornado is the only phrase I will use from now on
It’s so fucking perfect I cannot even.
yes these all make perfect sense to me
It’s like “sea pancake”. Perfect.
I’ve called my ankle a “foot elbow” before
Wouldn’t that be a “leg elbow”?
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
red velvet chocolate-swirled brownie bars
literally fuck you and your whole entire life
I say that I “hate people” but really I’m just too lazy to say “My social anxiety makes me feel extremely uncomfortable and awkward around other people therefore I find it difficult to socialize with them.”
I say that I “hate life”, but really, I’m just too lazy to say “The challenges that I am currently facing, combined with my fears about the future are bringing me down, therefore I find it difficult to motivate myself.”